What If… You Get Attacked By Zombies While Cleaning Your AK-47 At The Local Twinkie Factory?

One of the most important parts of ensuring preparedness for the coming zombie apocalypse is to train for all possible scenarios. In the Boy Scout spirit of being prepared, we offer up the following scenario and solution.

After a hard day of killing zombies, you discover an old Twinkie factory. In your excitement, you rush in. It will be a good place to do a quick cleaning on your AK-47 — after which will be Twinkie party time!

So you disassemble your rifle and get to work. Suddenly, you hear zombies pounding at the door. Startled, you jump to your feet. But… OH NO! Your rifle and all its parts fall into a pile of Twinkies! In your haste to grab your gun, you accidentally step on it, thereby smashing bits of Twinkie into every nook, cranny, and crevice of your AK.

Normally not a problem. You could just hose it down for a quick clean, then oil it up and be on your way. But the zombies are just 30 seconds away! What now genius?

Simple: reassemble your weapon, Twinkies and all, and start pulling that trigger!

Thanks to MattV2099 for successfully running such a scenario and proving the efficacy of the stated solution.

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