Rantings of Stu

It’s been awhile since I posted cell phone pictures. I’ve gotten a few good ones since that time, so here they are.

To start things off, what would you expect if you ordered a chicken nugget kid’s meal from Burger King? Probably not what I got when I did the same:

Not enough for me to stop loving the Burger King. After all, it’s not his fault minimum wage doesn’t buy good help. Speaking of which, minimum wage quality employees probably explain this next one, taken in the K-Mart toys section:

Bet you didn’t know you can buy dinosaur butts, huh? Okay, so enough ripping on the minimum wagers. I had one of those jobs once. Err… twice, three times? Plenty of them anyway.

Well, let’s see what else I got here. Hey, how would you feel about eating this egg?

Which came first: the retarded chicken, or the retarded chicken egg?

Let me ask you a question. What do you imagine when you think about U.S. Marines? Manly men? Heart breakers and life takers? Or hot pink girly letters?

You gotta be one BAD ASS Marine to have enough courage to put that on your car. Oh yeah, and that’s a manly Dodge Charger those letters are on.

As long as we’re looking at patriots:

Dude, what’s with the upsidedown flag? Proper flag etiquette states that you only display the flag upside down under conditions of “dire distress.” Well, the driver was pretty old. Maybe for him, that’s direly distressful.

Now that we’ve moved on to disrespect, how about a little disrespect of city property:

Hmm… now that I think about it, having Dwight painted on you would be considered an honor in some circles.

So there you have it folks. Pictures right off my cell phone — believe it or not. For past episodes:

Episode 1
Episode 2

Until next time…

There are still a few of us that believe that to die in the service of your country is to die with honor. We believe that because when a person has enough honor within themselves that they voluntarily choose to serve their country, they are serving much more than just their country… they are serving the people — every man, woman, and child — of their country.

Today we honor those who died because of what they died for — so scum like this can have the freedom to hate those who died fighting for that freedom.

For those who died, I can only hope that I’ll some day make it to heaven myself so I can thank you proper.

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Longtime readers may recall my post about the new Star Trek movie from March of last year. Well, it only took a year, but I finally got to see which of my suggestions my good buddy J.J. took. Here is a quick review:

Kirk Defeats the Kobayashi Maru Scenario — We finally got to see Kirk do this. Very cool. Thumbs up Mr. Abrams!

Christopher Pike Does The Cage — No mention of Captain Pike’s mission to Talos IV. Looks like most of the movie took place prior to that mission.

Robert April Does Something Cool — Not even a MENTION of Robert April. In fact, they suggest that Christopher Pike is Enterprise’s first commander. Thumbs down Abrams!

Kirk Gets Harassed by Sean Finnegan — They didn’t do it. What the *#@!? Dude, you so should have had Sean Finnegan play a prank on Kirk. That they didn’t do this I’m probably most disappointed about.

Guinan Works the Local Bar — They didn’t do it, but that’s okay.

Hard core Trek fans will find plenty to be disappointed by, but in the end it was really cool movie. Us Trek geeks will just have to accept that Trek history is no longer what we thought it was.